This episode was recorded back in January during the Los Angeles wildfires. And yes, we know it’s been sitting in our spiritual junk drawer ever since. But consider this a karmic purge because this is the last episode from the archives and we are back on schedule after this! The backlog is fully cleared, the cosmic colonic worked, and our podcast feed has regular movements once again.

We recorded this episode in December 2024. We’re releasing it in May 2025. Yes, we know. Time is fake. Calendars are a colonial construct. But astrology still slaps, even when it's late. We apologize for any outdated references in this episode, but we still wanted post it because this is the part of the year where things REALLY start to change. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the year thus far and stay prepared for what's coming next. This episode is an overview of the energetic architecture of 2025. We discuss the biggest planetary shifts, collective themes, and the existential whiplash that these historic astrology formations are unleashing.

This one’s for the spiritual rebels and the cosmic dropouts who are tired of being told they have to remember who they were in Atlantis in order to evolve. The New Age industrial complex sings the same tone-deaf songs on repeat: “Remember who you are!” and “Remember where you came from!” and “Remember your soul’s purpose!” Why are all these made-for-TikTok gurus so obsessed with “remembering” everything? And how many grudges do you think they carry if they’re always hyper-fixated on digging up the past? It’s exhausting to constantly “process” and “unpack" your life. You’re allowed to become something new without recovering every last version of who you’ve been. What if forgetting is how we survive the things that would otherwise shatter us?

Long time no talk! By talk, we mean screaming into the void. Put your headphones on — we have a lot of catching up to do.

WTF, America? Yes, this is a political episode. On a spiritual podcast. You have to be plugged into reality to live an ethical spiritual life. Engage.

We’re back after a brief hiatus with an enlightening episode featuring numerology expert Allie Barbera, founder of Temini112. With over a decade of experience and certifications in Akashic Records, Reiki, and Tarot, Allie shares her profound insights into the sacred power of numbers. Together, we explore Life Path Numbers, the significance of your birth name in numerology, and how these numbers shape your spiritual journey and daily life. We also dive into Master Numbers, debunk new-age “Angel Numbers,” and discuss the fascinating overlap between numerology, astrology, and tarot. Tune in for an inspiring deep dive into this ancient mystical science and its role in personal growth and self-discovery.

November 2024 meets us as we’re knee deep in Scorpio season. Scorpio asks us to acknowledge what we’d often rather ignore — the shadows, the secrets, the truths hidden beneath layers of ego and comfort. This month is a crucible, where transformation isn’t a flash of sudden insight, but a process — one that requires us to sit, to unravel, to burn, and to refine before we emerge as a renewed version of ourselves. There’s a sense of “To Be Continued…” lingering in the air. We’re in the midst of a cliffhanger.

Surprise! Victoria Thérèse is back! Just a couple hours before hitting record, Ryan decided to surprise Megan by having Victoria unexpectedly drop-in to join us in today's episode. As you may remember, Victoria graced us once before (Ep. 42: Slightly Controversial & Morally Gray) and we're so excited to have her back again. Fresh off a trip to Hong Kong, Victoria catches us up on her life and brightens up the episode with her inimitable perspective and worldly insights.

What if digital actions like copying text or selecting emojis carry an unseen weight — a subtle energy that lingers in the virtual world? In this episode, we explore technomancy — the intersection of technology and mysticism — and the ways it's creating a "digital empathy" of sorts. Like it or not, our digital lives are seeping into our emotional experiences in the real world. From the strange “weight” of holding copied text before you paste it, to a psychic who reads people’s recently used emojis like tarot cards, we look into the modern mysteries of the digital realm. Are we subconsciously developing new forms of animism for our devices, sensing energy where there is none? Or, could this be the next frontier in spiritual evolution?

On the heels of another dynamic eclipse season, we’re pausing to reflect on how these cosmic influences are showing up in both real-world events and our everyday lives. These were the final eclipses of the Aries/Libra cycle, which officially began in July 2023 and will continue to wind down until January 11, 2025. At that point, the North Node will transition from Aries to Pisces and the South Node will shift from Libra to Virgo. Once the new eclipse cycle begins, fate will take us in a different direction until July 2026. But that's a conversation for another day (and another episode). For now, let's commemorate the tail end of the Aries/Libra cycle.

October's astrology focuses on the fine line between standing your ground and recognizing when it’s time to negotiate. This month invites us to reflect on what we are willing to hold on to, even in the face of adversity, and when it might be wiser to compromise for the sake of balance and harmony. The pros and cons of standing firm — clarity and conviction versus stubbornness and isolation — will be at the forefront of our experiences throughout the month. Will you defend your hill to the end, or can you let go when the cost becomes too great?

So... what do 5G microwaves, a clothing line made of tin foil, and a bunch of confiscated dildos have in common? Is this even a spiritual podcast anymore? Wtf am I listening to? We're back on our bullshit. In this Serendipity Session, we dive headfirst into the absurd, the spiritual, and the conspiratorial. Eyebrows will be raised, but we don't give a fuck. We cover everything from M.I.A.'s new anti-5G fashion line (because, apparently, 5G protection is high fashion now), to P. Diddy's arrest and the authorities' peculiar discovery of his, um, adult extracurricular props. Don't worry, there are legit spiritual subjects discussed as well. If you're in the mood for some Clairannoyance chaos mixed with on-the-spot spiritual insights, you've landed on the right episode. If you're looking for something else... then go listen to our 60 other episodes.